tut tut, should you really be using that?

[slack ma girdle]

Large adjustable spanner instead of winch handle, as winch handle was left at home. Worked suprisingly well.

[Mark Bolam]

my nan as a groundy

 

We have a winner!

[sloth]

Condom to line a bust water bottle on a little komatsu digger. Saved a return journey to finish the job...

 

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[Mike Hill]

I worked with a guy who Bayoneted an Iraqi because he was out of Bullets.

[Mark Bolam]

Was that when you were still living in South London?

[fergusonforestry]

I worked with a guy who Bayoneted an Iraqi because he was out of Bullets.

 

they don't like it up 'em

[Matthew Arnold]

Garden hose as a pulling rope to pull a back weighted leylandii which split out in the st jude storm. Cable tied a recoil housing to a strimmer after someone slammed the tailgate into it and broke the mounting points.

[predator]

ripped open old used tea bags for tea leafs to stop water leaking out the rad on a binwagon lasted months jobs a good,un works well

 

also my old boss russ had his penis turned insideout to make a vagina cost himher shim 6k now called ratchel very true

[rgsltd]

When I first started landscaping I couldn't afford new mowers ect and when my choke cable broke I tied some strimmer cord to the choke on engine so you pulled that with one had and pulled the pull start with the other. was a bit of a pain to start with but you soon got the hang of it oh and the grass bag wasn't off that mower so that kept falling off once it got a bit in ... I must of looked so professional

[Mark Bolam]

ripped open old used tea bags for tea leafs to stop water leaking out the rad on a binwagon lasted months jobs a good,un works well

 

also my old boss russ had his penis turned insideout to make a vagina cost himher shim 6k now called ratchel very true

 

We have a new winner!