noticing women on the job!

[Sam Smith]

We all like a good gander at females whilst at work, whether it be during the drives to and from jobs or at the job. Does anyone else's company have a term/phrase that gives the lads a heads up without the lass' s knowing? Our is "blue chainsaw"

 

Eg.

 

"Hey Joe, can I get the blue chainsaw over here"

 

Note that the direction to look in is in there as well

[difflock]

We had 2 seasonal employees, who were perhaps a tad too fond of cruising the Main Street ogoling the summer clad females.

Until one of them forgot himself of a Saturday morning as he drove down the Main Street with his Mrs. and absently-mindedly "spotted" some particularly "hot-totty" for his mate.

Oops

[Stubby]

Honey alert !

[Shane]

'Included bark' is a recognised call sign.

[easy-lift guy]

At trade shows on occasion the Female presents can be spotted at greats distances. While explaining the virtues of the ELH, I will comment to my Number One or who may be present

Skirt 100 yards and closing, or shorts at 6:00. Trade shows and working with the Public is hard enough, a little eye candy to pass the time is always enjoyable for both parties.

easy-lift guy

[difflock]

I was sitting in a hungover daze one morning in the Polytech cafeteria, munching on a bacon bap, when Tom gave me a nudge with his elbow.

Fair in front of my eyes, not more than 5 feet away, standing in the queue was a very attractive pair of boots, followed by legs in tight jeans, followed by a crisp white blouse stretched over a rather attractive pair of breasts, all of which I hungarily devoured with my eyes, except when I finally reached the length of the face I instantly recognized it, and visa-versa.

 

Oops.

[Garyjp]

I was sitting in a hungover daze one morning in the Polytech cafeteria, munching on a bacon bap, when Tom gave me a nudge with his elbow.

Fair in front of my eyes, not more than 5 feet away, standing in the queue was a very attractive pair of boots, followed by legs in tight jeans, followed by a crisp white blouse stretched over a rather attractive pair of breasts, all of which I hungarily devoured with my eyes, except when I finally reached the length of the face I instantly recognized it, and visa-versa.

 

Oops.

 

Let me guess, it was your groundie a little more 'dressed up' than usual??

 

 

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[difflock]

I say that Man, well spotted!

Tee Hee

[JamesNI]

We like to call them 'budgie'. My current groundy is hopeless at spotting falling branches so no chance he will spot any talent!

[difflock]

Hmmm?

You get the "hots" for men in dark green Berets

Worrying that.