Show Demostration

[Peter]

Evidently you need something really attention grabbing to compete, so how about setting up a big zipline through several flaming hoops, and zipping down in dressing head to toe in a skin tight electric blue lycra jumpsuit, setting fire to the rope behind you as you go, then landing in the back of an old chip, which blows up, throwing you clear, you then run through the crowd (on fire), handing out leaflets as you go, and jump in the nearest hot tub to extinguish the flames.

 

Just a normal day at work really.

[skyhuck]

Evidently you need something really attention grabbing to compete, so how about setting up a big zipline through several flaming hoops, and zipping down in dressing head to toe in a skin tight electric blue lycra jumpsuit, setting fire to the rope behind you as you go, then landing in the back of an old chip, which blows up, throwing you clear, you then run through the crowd (on fire), handing out leaflets as you go, and jump in the nearest hot tub to extinguish the flames.

 

Just a normal day at work really.

 

Were you at my last show Peter??

 

You should have come and said hello

[Stephen Blair]

I take it she was either blind or a battleaxe

 

if you have ever been to a toffs, clay shoot and posh dinner. which being a shooting man, i wreckon you have. you will know the sorts that go. most of them were steaming before they got to the shoot. tweed and huge eyebrows everywhere. so i wreckon she was almost blind, but drunk to go with it:001_smile:

[Dean Lofthouse]

if you have ever been to a toffs, clay shoot and posh dinner. which being a shooting man, i wreckon you have. you will know the sorts that go. most of them were steaming before they got to the shoot. tweed and huge eyebrows everywhere. so i wreckon she was almost blind, but drunk to go with it:001_smile:

 

On our shoot they are vetted Stevie, the ugly ones don't get through the gate or they are left behind with the milkers

[josharb87]

remember the basics too - have a portfolio of work there, but with simple explinations of the pics/what has been done-before and after of making garden trees smaller to allow 10 seconds more daylight in summer/better sky reception ect

[penfold]

At the yorkshire show last year thay had man vs machine felling and snedding and crosscutting. Also two blokes racing each other to fell a pole as close to a balloon on a stick as possible. Kids were picked from the audience to put the balloon where they wanted to (within reason) and got a t shirt (sponsored by oregon or something). Bazbro was there and did a couple of demos with the boxer and a remote controlled carlton stumper. There was also some lads doing greenwoodworking and some others demoing a big heizohack chipper, all at different points in the day of course apart rom the green woodworking.

[Stephen Blair]

that would be good penfold, if you could get as many wood related guys there the better. if you get a nice day you cant go wrong, if it rains make sure you have some gazebos. you can get them from homebase for abour 30 quid. a big pot of home made soup to keep moral up.