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Is this a 5 minute argument or the full half hour ? I just told you ! No you didn't ! Yes I did ! no you didn't ! yes I did ..........................

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I drive across a field for fun every once in a while, can I register my truck for ag and run it on red?

 

Yes you can. And it's safe fuel to use in your Focus TDCi too. Just rinse it with road fuel every now and again to wash out the colour.

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If a tree surgeon falls over in the forest and nobody is there to hear it -

is it because he had too much cizzer at lunch time?

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If a tree surgeon falls over in the forest and nobody is there to hear it -

is it because he had too much cizzer at lunch time?

 

There's no such thing as to much cizzer!:001_rolleyes:

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Yes you can. And it's safe fuel to use in your Focus TDCi too. Just rinse it with road fuel every now and again to wash out the colour.

 

Is it not better to use something like a solvent such as petrol or bleach to clean the colour out?

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Is it not better to use something like a solvent such as petrol or bleach to clean the colour out?

 

Narrrr you just mix in a bit of used engine oil with every tank full - as recommended by lay-by inhabitants (allegedly).:thumbup:

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I have a box of spanners I got given for Xmas can I be a chainsaw tech. Pretty please.

 

No, sorry, overqualified. What you need to become a chainsaw tech is to perfect the art of sucking in through your teeth, shaking your head and saying 'well I could fix it, but to be honest it will be cheaper for me to just sell you a new one'.

 

Alec

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