How do you know you are old?

[Mark Bolam]

How do you know when you are getting old?

 

I have suspected I am for some time, but have now confirmed it.

 

My sports bag now contains more blue neoprene wrist/elbow/knee/back/hamstring/shoulder supports than sports kit.

 

And my medicine cabinet is bigger than my drinks cabinet.

[Gavin]

How do you know when you are getting old?

 

I have suspected I am for some time, but have now confirmed it.

 

My sports bag now contains more blue neoprene wrist/elbow/knee/back/hamstring/shoulder supports than sports kit.

 

And my medicine cabinet is bigger than my drinks cabinet.

 

funny my wife wants to by me some of that rugby bodyarmour.

what laugh

[Gaynor]

It's when you think the kids look crap. My God, the kids look crap!!!

[David Humphries]

Involuntary weird noises, as you try getting up from tying your boot laces.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[Jason James Gairn]

when you cant reach your boot laces

[Dean Lofthouse]

When you make involuntary noises climbing

Start having to cut the hair growing out of your ears and nose.

Have to tell the kids to lock the door when they come in from the pub.

Have more accidental farts when bending.

Have sex less frequently.

Start forgetting things.

Start writing into the mailbag section of the local rag moaning about stuff.

Start whinging about how kids have no respect nowadays.

Not understand the kids slang.

Show the kids up infront of their mates.

Think about going running instead of actually go running.

Start wearing slippers

and have black and white photo's in your album

[Jason James Gairn]

When you make involuntary noises climbing

Start having to cut the hair growing out of your ears and nose.

Have to tell the kids to lock the door when they come in from the pub.

Have more accidental farts when bending.

Have sex less frequently.

Start forgetting things.

Start writing into the mailbag section of the local rag moaning about stuff.

Start whinging about how kids have no respect nowadays.

Not understand the kids slang.

Show the kids up infront of their mates.

Think about going running instead of actually go running.

Start wearing slippers

and have black and white photo's in your album

 

That's so accurate its not funny

[penfold]

you know you're old when: you wear your slippers to go to a friends birthday bash:sneaky2:

[Highland Forestry]

When you make involuntary noises climbing

Start having to cut the hair growing out of your ears and nose.

Have to tell the kids to lock the door when they come in from the pub.

Have more accidental farts when bending.

Have sex less frequently.

Start forgetting things.

Start writing into the mailbag section of the local rag moaning about stuff.

Start whinging about how kids have no respect nowadays.

Not understand the kids slang.

Show the kids up infront of their mates.

Think about going running instead of actually go running.

Start wearing slippers

and have black and white photo's in your album

 

 

That's me officially old then!!

[Andy Collins]

Ow! I mean oh.... damn, it hurts to sit stand bend lean reach stretch, but not cos I'm old:001_smile: