Philosophical one liners

[Jamie M]

Those who shout loudest often have the least to say.

 

Better to sit there and let people think you are a fool than open your mouth and prove it.

[Paul Jenks]

Heard on 2Day FM in Sydney a few years ago when discussing make-up. Caller, "Mate, half the women in Australia wouldn't be married if it wasn't for make-up."

 

Turkish saying,"I complained I had no shoes until I saw a man with no feet."

 

One day this will be last year.

[Compo]

Everyday is every day

You can't feed a dead dog double

A magpie in a cage is no magpie at all

 

All from the same book

[Garyjp]

Oh cock

James may, top gear

 

 

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[Compo]

It's a wise man that plants a Walnut tree, knowing he will never sit in its shade

[csservices]

Don't take life to seriously, nobody gets out alive

[joshscott]

On it like a tramp on chips

[csservices]

Experience is the lesson you learn after you needed it

[treequip]

Youth is wasted on the young

[KnotSure]

Swings and roundabouts.