Philosophical one liners

[Shane]

It's unwise to pay too much, but it's worse to pay too little. When you pay too much, you lose a little money -- that is all. When you pay too little, you sometimes lose everything, because the thing you bought was incapable of doing the thing it was bought to do. The common law of business balance prohibits paying a little and getting a lot -- it can't be done. If you deal with the lowest bidder, it is well to add something for the risk you run, and if you do that you will have enough to pay for something better.

 

John Ruskin (possibly)

 

I like it!

[Guss109]

you can't polish a turd

 

 

But you can put glitter on it

[Chunkymunky]

Better to live life and have something to forget than not live life and have nothing to remember.

[s o c]

is minic gur bhris beal duine a shron. translates to; twas often a mans mouth broke his nose. or; he was talking when he should have been listening.

[Arbtech Tree Services]

There's a good reason you were born with two ears but only one mouth.

[Chunkymunky]

Teacher once said " we have 2 ears and one mouth for a reason"

[Chunkymunky]

Dagnamit

[markieg31]

To someone who is moaning about hardtimes.

 

You have to play with the cards that you have been delt... I suggest you work on your poker face

[Rhino1bam]

In life what goes around comes around.

You know you're getting old when!Your farts can't be trusted any more

[Beardie]

As much use as...

 

A helicopter with an ejector seat.