Kids Quotes

[Pat Ferrett]

My 4 year old girl was lagging behind in Sainsburys this morning so the better half told her to hurry up to which she replied " There is a fat woman in the way and I cant get past":blushing:

[Adam Bourne]

Maisy is full of silly quotes but none that spring to mind at the minute. Alex was reading some story on Facebook or something and it was about the freaky things kids say! One women was awakened by her 3 year old daughter who's little face and eyes wide open starring down at her says

 

"I just want to peel the skin off"

 

Maisy has recently asked "how much did Joshua cost to buy" ??? Haaa!

 

 

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[Daniël Bos]

Our Martha decided she wanted to be a vegetarian when she'd just turned three.

The same day at dinner time she was tucking in to sausages, when asked where she thought they came from she said:

"from pigs of course!"

 

"But you're a vegetarian now doesn't that clash?"

 

"No, we only get the sausages the pigs lay extra, just like our hens' eggs..."

[Pat Ferrett]

Just over heard the kids talking about what they want me to bring them back from Toyland, not sure how to break it to them that its Thailand

[Old Mill Tree Care]

Just over heard the kids talking about what they want me to bring them back from Toyland, not sure how to break it to them that its Thailand

 

Your going to Thailand without the kids?!

Are you going to buy a wife?

 

 

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[Pat Ferrett]

Your going to Thailand without the kids?!

Are you going to buy a wife?

 

 

Sent with my iPhone from me, to you!

 

Nah always wanted to go.

[muttley9050]

Lived in Thailand for 2 years, you won't regret it pat.

[sloth]

Out yesterday at the hollow 'hooty owl tree' in Friday Woods (no owls in it, just a big old oak) and my not quite 3yo misheard beefsteak fungus for 'beast eggs' and wouldn't go near it, preferring the hornet infested tree next to it?! After explaining she'd misheard we got home where she announced she was going to hunt all the houseplants for roast beef and mushrooms

[arbogrunt]

when my eldest lad was a nipper, I bought him an action man jeep with a machine gun mounted on it. He was playing with it, when he started franticly searching for something...'What are you looking for Son?' I asked, 'my bullets!'..at this he covered his mouth with his hand wide eyed...'whats up?' I asked..'I'm not allowed to say that word am I Dad?'...'of course you are Son!'. I replied...'Oh yeah, its BO##CKS I can't say isn't it?'....bwa ha ha!

[Rich2484]

I could try stupid quotes!

 

Yesterday the 11 yr old walked in with middy shoes, I pointed out he needed to mop the floor, his response was he wasn't going to clean up the dog prints as he didn't let the dog out, so spent 10 mins explaining that the shoe shaped prints could not be the dogs, still argues with me about it!

 

Second was the 14 yr old, just had home made pasties with minced lamb, after eating was asked if it had mint in it! Before I could answer then came out with "oh yeah of course it did its mints lamb".........

 

It's not them I worry about when they go out into the world it's everyone else I feel for.

 

These are true by the way and they actually meant it.

 

I'm at a complete loss, the only hope I have is my son and he has got a brain. Thank god.