Kids Quotes

[felixthelogchopper]

Few months back our boiler packed in on one of the coldest weekends of the year. House was freezing so I put in my berghaus leggings. When the boiler man finally turned up my little girl came running to the door and said 'my daddies wearing tights'

 

 

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She was probably confused because you are normally a stockings fan, according to Andy.

[WeeDee]

After a day walking along the bottom of an escarpment, and after me waxing lyrical about a particular bird of prey we had seen on the rockface above, my 8 yr old drew a picture and wanted to know how to spell

'pair of green falcons' (think about it).

[Pat Ferrett]

One of my twin girls told the better half that I wee out of my belly button

 

I made one of them jump and as she spun around and with a look of anger on her face she said 'Dad you nearly scared my life out then'

 

I asked my little nephew if he wanted a wet willy (lick your finger and stick it in their ear) and his reply was ' No thanks I have already got one'

[Joy Yeomans]

reading the headline of the newspaper out loud to my mum it read "Carole Vorderman puts her new figure down to a three letter word begining with S.." so my mum said what sin and i said " Sex Mother!"

my six year old who was half listening said " whats a sex mother mum?"

pass ....

 

 

joy.

[treequip]

Small child in church doing the lord’s prayer with gusto and volume

 

Our father who art in heaven, hello what’s your name?

[Shane]

A short time before I took redundancy from a boring office job (and largely why I did) -

My eldest daughter just said to me one day-

'Daddy, why dont you smile any more?'

 

I had to leave the room and hide. This one comment from an innocent child cut through all my tough outer shell. She hit the nail on the head. I changed my life round. It caused me to go and find out about an outdoors career and how to get there.

 

The rest is history - Thanks Beccy, you said more in that little question than any adult ever could.

 

 

It still brings a tear to my eye now. But I'm happy

[Hill-Billy]

My sister was telling me about when her daughter aged 4 was asked what she thought of her new (baby) brother? "Send him back!" she quickly replied. Everyone was rolling around after that.

[Christopher Schroeter]

Nurse Amy: What seems to be the problem?

 

Me: I think I've got a bone in my leg!

 

Nurse Amy: Hmmm that could get serious. Let me listen to your heart beep then drink this doctor juice!

[KnotSure]

Burn't her dinner tonight, went and told her so she came and looked. Then said;

 

''thats more badder than it heared''

 

Think perhaps she meant, 'thats worse than it sounded' :lol:

[Christopher Schroeter]

Amy: DAD, I CAN COUNT UP TO ZERO!!

 

Me: (totally lost for words)