What your dad said

[csservices]

Usually wheres the remote, or before that get up and change the channel

 

other than that was usually "come back here and say that you little ****" to which my usual reply was "do I look stupid"

 

His other favourite saying is when spying a bunch of folk usually the local great and good would be "if the good lord should cast his net.........."

[kernowstu]

marry a good cook,loving dont last (tells you something when the wifes cooking is getting much better)

[jackmayo]

Everyday he comes in from work and I am usually watching T.V. He will ask if i'm busy and i will reply yes.

 

Everyday for the last couple of years!

[jamsterraskal]

do as much loving as you can...... because you'll never do as much as you want

[lyons e]

Think twice ack once.

 

 

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[Stubby]

Tidy your room ....

[Paulfreebury]

Better to say nothing and let people think your an idiot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt

[Al.]

"More sawing, less talking boy"

"They put a handle on that saw for a reason"

 

Oh, payback time is so sweet...

 

[Old WoodChip]

if in doubt, whip it out:thumbup1:

[KnotSure]

No such thing as bad weather just wrong clothing.

 

If you haven't got anything good to say then don't say anything.

 

Do I look like I wis born yesterday ya wee sh*te!