Funny lines that customers come out with!

[skyhuck]

"I thought it would have taken longer than that", as the begrudgingly hand over payment

[Mark Bolam]

I love trees but....

 

 

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[RobRainford]

It needs crowning

 

 

Always keep a plastic crown in the truck. So when they ask for that say yes and go put it on the highest branch!

[Kenty]

I was pruning a neighbours birch a while ago & another neighbour shouted out the window " I've got a power cut, how come you haven't."

Then she proceeded to tell me I'd cut the power cable, "no, they are underground."

[Kenty]

Another one, "you can't cut that tree down",

"Its dead"

"No it isn't"

[TGB]

... they drop acorns into my grandchildren!

Well they shouldn't stand under the tree, looking up, with mouths open.

 

Unless 'into' was actually 'onto'. In which case their grandchildren probably love it. Visit grandparents, whinge about the nasty tree and get anything they ask for for being brave.

[Kenty]

Im on a roll. 200 year old oak, can you get rid of it, the leaves are blocking my gutters.

The house was ten year old & was the neighbours tree.

[TGB]

Im on a roll. 200 year old oak, can you get rid of it, the leaves are blocking my gutters.

The house was ten year old & was the neighbours tree.

That's a NIMBY for you. "Oh isn't nature wonderful." Yeah. Just as long as they're seeing it on TV or from the scenic view point car park.

[stewie]

"Was it meant to land in the garage"

[stewie]

When loading the truck up after working on the job in full view of the whole street for two days and someone comes over and asks "do you cut trees down"