Funny lines that customers come out with!

[Dan Curtis]

Today's customer "the reason trees have deadwood is because squirrels run along branches and wear out the bark"

[spudulike]

Have you got a chainsaw that will cut down my tree?

 

Me.....How big is the tree?

 

At least 6' tall and 6" diameter

 

Me......I will have a look and see if I can dig one out:001_rolleyes:

 

I think the ported 357 may do the job....in under a minute - probably nearer 30 seconds!

[Couldyajust]

Could you just...... or it will only take you 5 minutes! are the 2 lines I hear the most.

[Shane]

The ivy and the weeds grow over from next door.

 

A friend of mine did it, but I don't think he really knew what he was doing - can you just finish it off please?

 

I usually do it myself but thought I'd see if anyone else can do it for a reasonable price so I don't have to.

 

You must really enjoy being outside on these lovely hot days.

[Hodge]

My Friend who is a wood turner says As it is Oak/Walnut it's worth a lot of money, so how much will you give me for it:)

[Shane]

While discussing a large hedge reduction with a very upper-class customer (he actually sounds just like Prince Charles) he asked me (with his wife present)...

'Do you swing'?

 

After a very long and embarrassing silence he explained

'When you cut it will you be swinging on ropes'?

 

Phew!

[Gary Prentice]

While discussing a large hedge reduction with a very upper-class customer (he actually sounds just like Prince Charles) he asked me (with his wife present)...

'Do you swing'?

 

After a very long and embarrassing silence he explained

'When you cut it will you be swinging on ropes'?

 

Phew!

 

But what was the wife like?

[TTP]

Did a big pop the other day, all had to be lowered as it covered 3 gardens.

before I started the customer said to me " I was going to do it myself you know"

I replied with "glad you didn't or you wouldn't have been here to see your kids open there presents this Christmas"

Some people just have no idea what we do sometimes lol

[Shane]

But what was the wife like?

 

About 80.

I know I'm not young but there's a limit.

[carlos]

my least favourite at break " would you like to boil a kettle or do you want some hot water!!!!":thumbdown: