Dilemma

[Pat Ferrett]

get a match box.....catch said critter......shower......dress.......replace critter from whence he came.....sit back......cider.......enjoy.

 

Pure genius

[eggsarascal]

Well Im sat at the dinner table still in the clothes I climbed in today and I can feel something moving in my trousers, its not a horrible feeling quite the opposite.

The dilemma is if I have a shower now then the dust Im covered in will wash into my eyes and Ill have to squint at the laptop all night because my contacts lenses will have to come out to make way for the saw dust

So do I shower and get sore eyes or stick with the odd tickle in my nether regions ?

 

Stop talking about your nether regions on an open forum...Weirdo

 

And everyone knows that it's not saw dust in your eyes that makes you squint when your looking at the laptop. it's watching to much p:lol:rn that makes you squint

[Rich2484]

Stop talking about your nether regions on an open forum...Weirdo

 

And everyone knows that it's not saw dust in your eyes that makes you squint when your looking at the laptop. it's watching to much p:lol:rn that makes you squint

 

Thought that was what the contact lenses were for???

 

That's it now jammy you have been rumbled

[Pat Ferrett]

Bought myself some time by takeing the chainsaw trousers off but leaving the long johns on. Im also aloud in the living room to sit on the sofa now.

[Chris Sheppard]

Bought myself some time by takeing the chainsaw trousers off but leaving the long johns on. Im also aloud in the living room to sit on the sofa now.

 

Long johns under saw kegs? No wonder you're itching

 

Don't you get too warm?

[Pat Ferrett]

Long johns under saw kegs? No wonder you're itching

 

Don't you get too warm?

 

Nope I bet alot of people on here do the same

[Chris Sheppard]

Nope I bet alot of people on here do the same

 

I bet they're all Southerners too

[RobArb]

never worn a pair of longjohns in me life:lol:

[normandylumberjack]

Maybe you should all have a warm shower together, daisy may!

[Tony Croft aka hamadryad]

Nope I bet alot of people on here do the same

 

I couldnt, I hate chainsaw trousers as they are make em thicker still! madness