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Glad you enjoyed it Jonesie!!!!!! I mean the nurse pushing a pill up your bum. I suppose that was to control your headache just like the Italians do. They seem to have a different colour suppositry for every ailment.

 

Take care mate do as you are told and keep chirpy.

 

My grampa in law, is italian. And he is always taking suppositrys.

i thought he was just old and bored with granny in law

i will stick to paracetamol:001_smile:

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Jeez, you must be uncomfortable.

Makes my Arthroscopy seem like a walk in the park which it actually was, gaud I'm such a wous :blushing:

 

 

Don't rush it Justin, I can imagine what you're like

I'm sure the old fella will cope admirably.

 

 

All the best

 

David

 

 

 

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I remember collapsing at the top of my stairs when I did my back, when I came round, some what in a state of delirium, I had my local GP and four or five junior doctors looking down at me, out came the Morphine, pure bliss, slept like a baby for a day on the floor.

 

Ahh, Morphine, wish I had some for day to day use.

 

Hope you get better soon.

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Just thinking about suppositories reminds me of a story I heard about young Norwegian women.

Seemingly, they can't afford the quantities of alcohol required to get themselves drunk, so they dip tampons in neat vodka, then apply the tampons where most young women apply tampons.

 

Hey presto, they are drunk withing 30 seconds............

 

(Sorry for stealing the thread..... and NO I don't have any available accommodation in Norway.....;-))

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