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Dean Lofthouse
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Tough one, Dean.

 

As you know, starlings are in decline so the magnificent sight of a wheeling flock at dusk may not be around forever.

 

Non-harmful solution required.

 

Could you rig up some speakers and play 'The Best of The X-Factor' ?

 

Jobs a good 'un.

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sounds like you need to get your sponge and bucket out Dean, go wash the cars in the morning.

 

If you went round there with your 12g and twated 500 of them and left them allover the place you would get hung drawn and quatered.

 

Convienientlly put it at the bottom of the to do list

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like dean said, this is a major multinational corporation and also i don't think the people across the road would be too chuffed at dean blatting off a few rounds and i know for a fact that the chocolate teapots would be there very, very, very quickly seeing as the copshop is just up the road from there. He also said it's worth keeping in with this firm who i'm sure most people on this forum are familiar with the products of.

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Sorry Dean, but the way I seeit , you've not got a starling problem, you've got a PEOPLE PROBLEM. I mean WTF!?! whats wrong with a. people - and b. the company? The PLC should tell the nieghbours to f*uck off sharpish and stop being such a bunch of useless excuses, and whoever's complaining should have a herd of elephants sh*t on their cars. That would put a bit of starling feaces into perspective!

Grrr.

I suppose people would be happy if al the trees were felled, the site drenched in paraquat and DDT, and all the starlings crisped with a flamethrower!

Grrrrr!

 

Agreed Ed - nicely put!!

 

Bad predicament Dean - maybe ask Mr Oddie ?? Could be some positive PR for the Brewery and maybe the neighbours would like to star on TV, with one of the Countries premier twitchers ??

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Here you go

 

thems the one's i though Dean, i'm sure starlings are protected as has been said, but to be honest i really cant see a solution as the area is just so big, with that many conifers on one site you aint going to stop birds roosting with out removal.Think you have to tell em to tell the neighbours its one or the other, birds and a screen or the trees go and no birds but they get an open view of the place...........cant have it both ways. think the plc needs to get a bit of back bone aswell and start telling em to **** off.

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