A laugh for you all at my expense

[splinters]

Ok so we all do stupid things from time to time but this has to be one of my best miss happs ever. I decided the other day whilst out shopping that i wanted to pierce my ear so i could eventually strech it and get flesh tunnles.

my wife tryed to get me to go into claires accessories and get it done but been a bloke i said sod that we can do it when we get home iv got some big hyper needles for doing my taxidermy. so that night i had every thing ready and was just waiting for my wife who was waiting for some thing she was bidding on on ebay to finish. she said ill just be a min get something out the freezer to numb it a bit. i grabbed two icelollies and clamped my ear between them. after about 2 min i hurryed her up and got its just about finished. any way after several prompts my ear went numb and didnt feel cold any more so i just kept the lollies where they were whilst trying to hurry up the wife. 20 min later she said right im ready now.

 

when i removed the lollies my ear had frozen solid and was white. i gave it a wiggle and then bent it and it stayed bent. by this stage my wife was it stiches of laughter with tears running down her face. i decided i had better let it defrost a bit before i put a needle through it but after a few min it was throbbing big time and there was no way in hell anybody was getting to tough it.

 

i spent a night and a day in lots of pain then my lobe started to turn purple. i was S*&$ing my self hoping it wasnt going to turn black and fall off. as a result i went and got it checked and had the onset of frostbite.

 

anyway im on the mend.

 

how many people can say that they have given themselves frost bite in their own living room using two ice lollies?

[fergusonforestry]

:lol: betcha it was scary at the time though!

p.s never use ice when piercing, using needles is nice and quick anyway

[Joy Yeomans]

oh classic

[Hodge]

Ha,Ha. In the nicest way possible mate I gotta say "knob" ha,ha.

[Hodge]

Or good job u didn't want a prince Albert!! Ha,ha.

[john meehan]

That's excellent mate! It hurts though doesn't it! I got it skiing once!!

[splinters]

Or good job u didn't want a prince Albert!! Ha,ha.

 

:lol::lol:

[Pedroski]

:lol: Class!

[leafcut]

Sorry-what you want to be pierced for anyway, gets snagged,ripped by agro merchants, risks of infection, and can cost a packet, get some stay ups and suspenders-at least you can wear them concealed ha ha.

[TimberCutterDartmoor]

Sorry-what you want to be pierced for anyway, gets snagged,ripped by agro merchants, risks of infection, and can cost a packet, get some stay ups and suspenders-at least you can wear them concealed ha ha.

 

Precisely. Saw some tool with a hoop in his ear bout 2" round; good luck at interview !