Xmas gifts so far.....

[Dean Lofthouse]

So far I've received off customers,,

 

A 1/8 Pig

A Bottle of Whiskey

A bottle of Port

A Bottle of Brandy

A Bottle of Wine

£20 tip

 

 

..and another promise of a bottle after I tipped a load of free chip for someone today.

[madclimber]

Cool, hope i get that off my clients

[skyhuck]

Clearly your far to cheap!!

 

You customer feel bad about how little you've charged them and give you gifts to appease their conscience.

[Mozza]

So far ive had

 

A brick thrown at me in Collyhurst

A next door neighbour screaming in my face, How i didnt drop him ill never know

A lack of new PPE, So my feet are soaked most days

No pay for my last 2 saturday nights, ongoing nightmare

A track that slipped on the chipper today, Causing me to finish 2 hours late

 

And a partridge in a pear treeeeeeeeee!!!

 

At leat things can only get better

[Peter]

I hope you felled the pear tree and cooked the partridge!

[Dean Lofthouse]

Clearly your far to cheap!!

 

You customer feel bad about how little you've charged them and give you gifts to appease their conscience.

 

Halfway there Dave, I give scrappy logs such as Leylandii away and have been supplying an old man with Cancer of the bowels with logs, giving chip away etc

 

But the bottle I got yesterday was from a Doctor customer of mine with a note saying Sorry my prickly Hawthorn scratched you!!

 

Cool

[Mesterh]

Sounds like you have quite a few nice customers there:thumbup1:

 

All I want for christmas is to get paid from the jobs I've done

[Mozza]

Got any jobs going Dean?? Sounds pretty good where you are to me!!

[David oakman]

Had a good day today one box of cadburys roses and a tin of chocolate biscuits, i think that is all i will get.

[skyhuck]

I've given some of my clients,

 

3 bottles of single malt.

 

10 bottles of wine.

 

2 cases of Carlsburg.

 

1 bottle of sherry.

 

Its fully tax deductible.

 

I want to be remembered next year, especially if there is not much work about!.