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I know following the get-together, he is moving on to Burnham's for a while, so I hope Burn is aware of his fridge-raiding skills!

 

Something going on here we should know about, has this been arranged on another tree forum ??

 

I've seen nothing mentioned on here, how very dare he frequent other forums, he should have his passport burnt never to return to the uk.

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no dont do that they wont let him they just send him back on the next flight:001_tongue:

 

I'll phone uk immigration and tell them he's travelling into the uk on false passport and he has swine flu

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Ok, for the last couple of days, had a contract climber in (won`t mention his name on here though). Got off to a bad start, his car broke down, I then ran this guy arout like a taxi service, put him onto a reasonably priced garage near me, sorted his car.

 

The job itself was easy peasy, so he spent most of both days lazing around chattin, managed to do a crown clean on one tree in the two days.

 

He supped lots of coffee, had loads of ciggy breaks and was well chilled for the duration.

 

All this i can cope with, even giving refills on his flask, after all it was lovely weather for hanging around outside chillin, but, the last straw came when he ate my lunch!

 

I mean, how low can someone get, to eat another working mans sannis?

 

The issue is now, should i pay him, was the lunch incident a step too far?

 

 

 

 

perhaps 18 stoner he thinks you need to lose some weight

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no dont do that they wont let him they just send him back on the next flight:001_tongue:

 

Or arrest him and send him straight to san quentin.......................with any luck:001_tongue: Keep his snaffling, forum jumping ways under lock and key and armed guard.

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If someone ate my dinner it would be last thing they ever did.

 

Dont mess with a mans car,tools or food!!

 

Oh and his mrs i suppose!

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Something going on here we should know about, has this been arranged on another tree forum ??

 

I've seen nothing mentioned on here, how very dare he frequent other forums, he should have his passport burnt never to return to the uk.

 

In the service of his country, Pete was dispatched to San Francisco to scout around in preparation for a large scale invasion (thats what we told him) We had to send out our most dispensable operative on this highly dangerous mission, hoping to save the tax-payers the great expense of his return fare. I believe he has now moved position, and is currently in a top secret location infiltrating the colonists of Oregon. Of course, we will ensure his cover is blown, (govt cutbacks and all that):001_smile:

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I don't think they trust him, they have sent another agent to keep an eye on him. Make sure he doesn't get distracted by some unguarded rations and forget his mission.

 

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