Clothing to hedge in

[Mozza]

I don't mind the cut but it really messes with my hair style, ohh I've seen me through a right hissy fit when a thorny branch takes out my curls

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:lol:

[Daniël Bos]

Are we talking real manly hedgelaying or arby-style hedge-faffery?

[born2trot]

Aloe vera gel will take the redness out of the scratches

[Timbur]

Thanks, some (urm) useful advice )

 

Man pill swallowed, aloe vera already used, Gruffalo plasters borrow from my son.

[Shane]

If you are a real cheapskate, a bit of a wuss and don't mind looking like a tw@t -

I heard you can cut both ends off of a pair of 3 ltr fizz bottles, slide them over your fore arms (or two arms) and do the Peter Crouch Robot in the hedge all day long.

[john p]

get a set of hi flex trousers and jacket,they never ever ever get torn by anything!!!

[Timbur]

Shane - you are having a laugh I hope. I'd rather look cut up than do that.

Hi Flex? will go take a look.

[felixthelogchopper]

Shane - you are having a laugh I hope. I'd rather look cut up than do that.

Hi Flex? will go take a look.

 

In case you didn't realise, somebody is pulling your leg

[will.morris]

As a college arb student I've never understood why the hiflex's are so popular other than for the reason that the equine girls like them I swear you could give them an evil look and they would rip, IMO they are poo and cost a lot of money for the stihl name!

[Shane]

Shane - you are having a laugh I hope. I'd rather look cut up than do that.

Hi Flex? will go take a look.

 

It's a Sussex thing, ask Jammydodger