angry kid

[Mr Ed]

Why thankyou kind sir, will you be joining me for the cheese and port course?

 

Top hole. And a postprandial cigar!

[Peter]

Or go Clinton style and have a precoitial cigar....

[Jason James Gairn]

Diane. I seem to be talking to tree men on a future invention they call the inter net. I will ask them if they have seen the owls. I think this is going to be a tough assignment. If i can't get out of here, tell Gordon he was right about the coffee, oh, and the pie, delicious!

[PeteB]

Having now read that, it has reminded me to mend those internal castellations on that retorquarating cocklewasher. Bye the way, some cat has crapped on your pudding.

[Jason James Gairn]

No. that is the pudding.

[Pete Mctree]

Seventh Trip, or Netzach (the SNAFU Principle)

"The most thoroughly and relentlessly Damned, banned, excluded, condemned, forbidden, ostracized, ignore, suppressed, repressed, robbed, brutalized and defamed of all Damned Things is the individual human being. The social engineers, statistician, psychologist, sociologists, market researchers, landlords, bureaucrats, captains of industry, bankers, governors, commissars, kings and presidents are perpetually forcing this Damned Thing into carefully prepared blueprints and perpetually irritated that the Damned Thing will not fit into the slot assigned it. The theologians call it a sinner and try to reform it. The governor calls it a criminal and tries to punish it. the psychologist calls it a neurotic and tries to cure it. Still, the Damned Thing will not fit into their slots

 

 

 

from the book ; Never Whistle While You're Pissing

by Hagbard Celine

[Jason James Gairn]

Diane, this one has a beard. But he seems very advanced. This contradicts all that we previously thought about these web dwellers. I must search out the giant for clarification. Or is that Crucifixion?

[Peter]

Or is that Crucifixion?

 

Either is good.

 

Re: the beard thing

 

The quantity and quality of facial hair seems to rise and fall, possibly in conjuction with the phases of the moon. I believe this may hold the key to something very profound. If only we can understand the reasoning behind the removal and subsequent regrowth of beard, we may be much closer to understanding what exactly motivates the bearded treeman, or Homus arboreus beardyanus

[paul adrian]

Either is good.

 

Re: the beard thing

 

The quantity and quality of facial hair seems to rise and fall, possibly in conjuction with the phases of the moon. I believe this may hold the key to something very profound. If only we can understand the reasoning behind the removal and subsequent regrowth of beard, we may be much closer to understanding what exactly motivates the bearded treeman, or Homus arboreus beardyanus

 

That explains why there is a relentless urge to howl madly and foam at the mouth whenever there is a full moon, where's my Wife...Oh i've just eaten her for pudding......

[Khriss]

Seventh Trip, or Netzach (the SNAFU Principle)

"The most thoroughly and relentlessly Damned, banned, excluded, condemned, forbidden, ostracized, ignore, suppressed, repressed, robbed, brutalized and defamed of all Damned Things is the individual human being. The social engineers, statistician, psychologist, sociologists, market researchers, landlords, bureaucrats, captains of industry, bankers, governors, commissars, kings and presidents are perpetually forcing this Damned Thing into carefully prepared blueprints and perpetually irritated that the Damned Thing will not fit into the slot assigned it. The theologians call it a sinner and try to reform it. The governor calls it a criminal and tries to punish it. the psychologist calls it a neurotic and tries to cure it. Still, the Damned Thing will not fit into their slots

 

 

 

from the book ; Never Whistle While You're Pissing

 

 

 

Excellent quotation Pete- However it does not help me find the jumpleads for starting Ambers Challenger, an she is getting MORE PISSED OFF by the minute

 

K ( in a fog of EaziStart...............Ahhhh niccce! )