Conscious of your image?

[Mr Ed]

I went to one of the shows last year with college and was told, in all seriousness by my tutor, that if I wanted to 'look the part' and 'be taken seriously' I should were my chainsaw trousers and boots!

 

I'm not about to try and impress anyone

 

I find a short skirt and high heels does more to impress.

[Gaynor]

I find a short skirt and high heels does more to impress.

And I bet you look lovely in it.

[Dean Lofthouse]

I remember a while back driving through Cirencester town centre !

 

Just reminded me that Rupe, I was listening to (dare I say it) Radio 2 this week and they gave out a traffic warning that there were long tail backs on a main road in cirencester because of someone carrying out tree works,.

 

 

I suddenly thought of you

[skyhuck]

Just reminded me that Rupe, I was listening to (dare I say it) Radio 2 this week and they gave out a traffic warning that there were long tail backs on a main road in cirencester because of someone carrying out tree works,.

 

 

I suddenly thought of you

 

LONG tail backs! you saying Rupe's slow

[Dean Lofthouse]

LONG tail backs! you saying Rupe's slow

 

No the long tailbacks were probably due to an severly overloaded chip truck dragging its ar@e up a hill to go and tip.

 

Oh, sorry I forgot, you don't have "hills" down south do you ??

 

Just for you southerners, a hill is one of those things where when your driving along in your car, you have to change down a gear to get the car to go up it.

[Andy Collins]

Down here we just blow a ****** great hole thru it and make a tunnel, saves time and fuel, ever thought of that Dean?

[Dean Lofthouse]

Nice one Andy

 

We haven't bothered with tunnels incase the lancastrians kick off again, then we've still got our natural defences

[treequip]

I’ve got some bad news for you, they have sneaked a canal and two railways through while you weren’t looking:blushing:

 

http://www.penninewaterways.co.uk/huddersfield/standedge3.htm

 

Andy

[Dean Lofthouse]

I’ve got some bad news for you, they have sneaked a canal and two railways through while you weren’t looking:blushing:

 

http://www.penninewaterways.co.uk/huddersfield/standedge3.htm

 

Andy

 

Barstewards !!!

 

I'd better get the 060 out and fell something across the openings just incase

[treemeup]

Whilst were on the subject of sewing up chainsaw trousers.

 

Just thought it worth pointing out, for the newbies.

 

Don't sew the outer material to the inner kevlar stuff or they won't work in the event of an accident. As contact with the saw should drag all the inner material towards the point of contact. Sewing the 2 together will potentially stop this from happening.

 

don't sew them up at all, a bit of copydex does the job and boy is it easier!