A very dodgy firm to work for.

[Dave Martin]

Can you imagine working for a company that only has a little more than 635 employees but has the following employee statistics..........

 

29 have been accused of spouse abuse

 

7 have been arrested for fraud

 

9 have been accused of writing bad cheques

 

17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

 

3 have done time for assault

 

71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

 

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

 

8 have been arrested for shoplifting

 

21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

 

84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year

 

and collectively, this year alone, they have cost the British tax payer £92,993,748 in expenses!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yes - it's the 635 members of the House of Commons.

 

And just to top all that they probably have the best 'corporate' pension scheme in the country!!

[John Russell]

Yes, but we (the British public) put them in there.

[gibbon]

Sounds like I might stand a chance of getting a job there

[AHPP]

I'd be surprised if those statistics are right but the point is a good one.

[Le Sanglier]

I'd be surprised if those statistics are right but the point is a good one.

 

Are you saying that in the last year more than one in ten MPs have been arrested for drink driving? frankly thats b......T

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[Tony Croft aka hamadryad]

Are you saying that in the last year more than one in ten MPs have been arrested for drink driving? frankly thats b......T

 

dont be nieve!

 

these statistics disgust me, and NO I did not put them there, I dont vote because the system is corrupt and full of BS:thumbdown:

[Dave Martin]

Are you saying that in the last year more than one in ten MPs have been arrested for drink driving? frankly thats b......T

 

Hey its something that was forwarded to me on the net and of course as we all know everything on the internet is true but I am sure it is a play on statistics to make a valid point.

[Mick Stockbridge]

dont be nieve!

 

these statistics disgust me, and NO I did not put them there, I dont vote because the system is corrupt and full of BS:thumbdown:

 

Keep yer hair on! It's probably just a joke that's doing the rounds.

 

Besides of which, if you don't vote then what gives you the right to moan?

[Sam Thompson]

dont be nieve!

 

these statistics disgust me, and NO I did not put them there, I dont vote because the system is corrupt and full of BS:thumbdown:

 

If you don't vote you shouldn't moan because you do nothing to change it.

[TimberCutterDartmoor]

Can you imagine working for a company that only has a little more than 635 employees but has the following employee statistics..........

 

29 have been accused of spouse abuse

 

I've been nasty (not physically) to my Wife...

 

7 have been arrested for fraud

 

I've forgotten to bank £50 cash from a firewood sale

9 have been accused of writing bad cheques

I've been more skint than I thought and had to eat humbridge to a subby

 

17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

 

Not quite, but been very bad with money in my time

 

3 have done time for assault

If you include flies, mosquitos and pests I'm a mass murderer in that respect

 

71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

 

I've got the worst adverse credit possible

 

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

 

8 have been arrested for shoplifting

 

I stole chocolates from the corner shop when I was a kid. I steal everytime I deliberately or otherwise forget to pay something or don't return something I borrowed.

 

21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

 

I have 2 going on at present; one the claimant the other a defendant for forgetting to remove a sorned classic car from a service lane after working on it.

 

84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year

 

Did have more cider than I could cope with (1 pint lol) and drove home once.

 

 

and collectively, this year alone, they have cost the British tax payer £92,993,748 in expenses!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yes - it's the 635 members of the House of Commons.

 

And just to top all that they probably have the best 'corporate' pension scheme in the country!!

 

No worries!