Favourite saying or one liner’s.

[dent]

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Edited March 8, 2011 by Steve Bullman
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[APC]

Body from Baywatch, Face from Crimewatch.

 

I'd hang out the back of that one!

[Sam Thompson]

Dont judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes

 

 

Then who gives a shoot. Your a mile away and you've got his shoes!

[tomshiell]

Ugly bird insults:

 

Looks like shes been ducking for apples in a chip pan.

 

Shes that ugly, not even a sniper would take her out.

[Pat Ferrett]

Man who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger

[danroker1987]

if you fell in a barrel full of tits ud come out sucking you thumb

 

stop your grinnin and drop your linen

 

shes got a face like a bag of scaffold clips

 

your as much use as tits on a fish

 

straight in no kissing

 

face like a bulldog licking p*ss of a thistle

 

BIG JOB LEAVE IT!!!!!!!!

[VEG]

whale oil beef cooked

[rotax81]

im as dry as a nuns crutch

 

you have a face like a burst sofa

 

you have a face like a dropped pie

 

she has a fa**y like a torn pocket

[Shane]

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush?

 

I'd rather have two in the bush!

[Jonny69]

Absolute monarch of all bumsnackers