Favourite saying or one liner’s.

[PeteB]

"I bet she could trap a thick un"!

 

"Sorry boss, I'll not be in today, me piles are hanging out like a bunch of grapes"!

 

"I've had the trots so bad, me ar$e is like the Japanese flag"!

[Footpad]

They look like they fell out of the Fugly tree and hit every branch coming down!

 

Ours not to reason why, ours but to do and die.

 

[Rich Rule]

BOBFOC

 

Body of Baywatch - Face of Crimewatch

 

Good from afar but far from good...

 

Both to be used when there is a case of false advertising by the pretty young lady as she is eyed from behind by the boys in the truck.

[Ben]

Quotes from customers.

 

1. It was'nt that big when we moved in 15 years ago.

 

2. It drops leaves in the autumn.

 

3. The pidgeons sit in it and poo on my washing.

 

4. It drops berries and i tread them through the house.

 

5. You get all that sticky stuff from it in the summer.

[vduben]

Bish Bash Bosh

[Dean Lofthouse]

Quotes from customers.

 

1. It was'nt that big when we moved in 15 years ago.

 

2. It drops leaves in the autumn.

 

3. The pidgeons sit in it and poo on my washing.

 

4. It drops berries and i tread them through the house.

 

5. You get all that sticky stuff from it in the summer.

 

 

 

one to add

 

6. It blocks all the light out

[Ben]

7. I want it topped cuz it blocks my Sky signal.

 

8. My son wont sleep in the back bedroom on windy nights, he thinks the trees waving at him.

[Tree cutter Stu]

9.what do you do with all the wood chip

 

10.You must keep fit climbing trees

 

11.If i pay you cash will it be cheaper

 

12.Why do you leave them funny bits on the end of the branches.(growth points)

[Ben]

13. How are you going to get up the tree if you have'nt got a ladder?

[Tree cutter Stu]

14.before you go could you just