Favourite saying or one liner’s.

[TimR]

two versions of it basically :

 

dont call me a c**t please , c**T's are useful and im not

 

or

 

i would call you a c**t but c**t's have their uses

[A_lopa]

Too dumb to realise he's stupid.

[A_lopa]

No fool like an old fool

[High Scale]

Face like a bucket of smashed crabs.

[A_lopa]

Like she had sat on a landmine...

 

Smack one in her dust bowl..

[Quickthorn]

After asking if there's any chance of a pay rise..

 

"You've got more chance of seeing a one legged cat bury a turd on a frozen pond"

[vduben]

while watching a cocky new climber at work who thinks hes the dogs but is crap

'' let go of the main stem huggy bear''

[bill]

shakin like a dog having a ****!

 

sweating like micheal jackson in toys r us!

[TreeSpyder]

One of my favorites at werk; when someone is using a hand truck-while i'm trying to get them to place the CG over the axle for less effort:

 

"What the axle don't carry; thee azzhole does".

 

When kidded about pink paint to id my tools(red is lost in grass by color blind guys); i even feed the fire; git'em to run thier mouth more, let them run with it; then pro-claim:

 

"Real men have pink tools"; ends the conversation abruptly; as all their energy they built up is now turned against them.

 

When called a puzzy(i guess these are gittin' into comebacks/one upmanship):

"Well big guy; momma all ways said you are what you eat" (usually they are too dumb to notice i just called'em gay until i'm out the door)

 

Another favorite from Danny Partrige(Bonaduce):

"i refuse to engage in a battle of wits; with one i have come to find is so feudally armed".

 

i really like Big Al Smith's warning about:

"Not getting in a pissing match with a skunk".

 

i also like claiming/reminding that the physics equal and opposite is the equivalent to the philosopher's yin and yang. Also, that the first philosophers were the first physcists; as it was recognized as one body of knowledge of power, covering everything under the same forces on the same planet. (Kinda my condensation of a great book "The Tao of Physics").

 

Sorry, can't help it....

 

Of curse; a true, true favorite is the one i apply to physics/friggin'riggin, philosophy, people, romance etc.; and found in my sigNature...

[vduben]

i feel rough as nut fudge,

i smell like gandi's flip flop