Things you say during the day.

[penfold]

in reponse to the question do you need electricity? only for the kettle love.

[alex_m]

'give your end a tug' is a recent one i have unwittingly blurted out. much laughing ensued

[LancsMike]

'give your end a tug' is a recent one i have unwittingly blurted out. much laughing ensued

 

priceless

[browncow]

'I'm gonna need a pull on this one'

'yeah give it a tug mate'

I'll just give the bar a rub and I'm ready to go'

 

Frankly, its a gay industry when you look at the lingo.

[Taupotreeman]

Don't blow yourself a new foofoo valve. Used when trying to lift something way too heavy or pulling on something way too stuck. Usually followed by a small exertion fart from the person the statement is directed at. And you all know those little ones sneak out when your lifting too much.

[Heads up]

'give your end a tug' is a recent one i have unwittingly blurted out. much laughing ensued

 

when you need a little extra pull i'm well known for asking for a 2 man tug, funny everytime.

[Stephen Blair]

Get me a can of Ribena !!

[greengrafter]

I could do with a ****ing sky hook in this tree!!...Pass me up a red bull mate!! I need some wings.

[Sam Thompson]

More grunt than a fat lass on a push bike

[greengrafter]

Get me a can of Ribena !!

 

It should of been get me a can of suncream:lol: