You know your a Tree Surgeon when...

[Daniel Curry]

When you can relate to most off those posts.

[Ben Tidey]

you can identify a chipper type by its chips

[alex_m]

...you rub dirt into an accidental saw cut, to cover it up.

...your heart jumps out of your throat when the ladder slips.

...you cover up the stump with soil and say you have ground it.

...you charge £650 for half an hours' work.

[Alex Reid]

..when you drive down the road comenting on trees in gardens going 'that'd be a nice job!'

 

or

 

you have the need to when people go 'you just climb trees' to try and explain there is a little more than that involved!

[oldwoodcutter]

when for once she doesnt moan about the smell of steaming clothes around the logburner. when your groundie is about to collapse you offer him some cheerful encouragement,even though you are more tired than him. when you take her out for sunday lunch and soon realise that you forgot to clean the dogpoo off the truck pedals,and the groundies seatbelt has left a bold green stripe across her new pink jacket.

[bbtarb]

. . . . you cant start a blower without a little old lady appearing directly in the line of fire!

[Lurcherman]

........your kit bag's full of shiny 'impulse purchases' that have been used only once.

[Tommy_B]

........your kit bag's full of shiny 'impulse purchases' that have been used only once.

 

Ha ha!! I know that one!!!!

[samarb]

When you get slightly arroused by the combination of chain oil and saw dust.

[Brodie]

you know your an arborist when you buy your kids one of them silly pretend stihl chainsaws with silver beeds as teeth...