You Know Your a Tree Surgeon When...

[got wood]

when you can not stop perving at trees like there women

[felixthelogchopper]

You are sitting at home drying out with a steaming mug of tea after another day in the rain and all you can smell is your chainsaw trousers on the rad

[josharb87]

when whilst on a dirty weekend away, in the hotel room you get distracted by the job you're doing by the painting on the wall with previously topped trees in the backround, and wonder if the artist knew what he was painting. . .

 

sure beats thinking of margret thatcher on a cold day to keep youreself going

[Taupotreeman]

When you're watching TV you're more interested in the badly trimmed tree, landrover, chip truck or chainsaw noise in the back ground rather than the program itself.

[Pat Ferrett]

You know your a tree surgeon when after years of working with trees and hedges your convinced you can cut your kids hair to save a fiver

[Taupotreeman]

I'd like to see photos of the resulting haircut

[stihllearning]

when the girl behind the till at the petrol station DROPS your change in your hand

[Pat Ferrett]

I'd like to see photos of the resulting haircut

 

I didnt take a picture!

I cover'd my tracs by telling the family that he had been playing with Bubble Gum and it was the only way of getting it out

[greengrafter]

when you start thinking.......:hmmmm:mmmmmmI wonder if I can fell it:questionmark:I cant be assed climbing it.

[armchairarborist]

..you trip over near the end of the day and just lay there for a minute to get a breather