Mixing help.

[Mark Bolam]

Pregnant wife has gone to visit a friend with a new baby this evening, so I am looking forward to a bachelor style carefree existence for a few sweet hours.

 

Proposed agenda;

 

Arbtalk simmering nicely in the background throughout

1 bottle of Hardys Stamp of Australia Shiraz (already started)

Mixed grill - 1 pork steak, 1 lamb steak, 2 rashers of farmhouse bacon, 2 free range eggs, oven chips (McCain Original)

6 bottles of Stella (chilled)

Phonecalls to long lost friends and family at regular intervals

 

2 questions:

 

When will I crack and blow you lot out for internet porn?

 

How pleased will my wife be to see me when she gets in?

 

[dandkgroundcare]

1 about 10 mins

and

2 if she catches you on porn sites you may have to sleep on the couch:lol:

[tommer9]

hahaha

First answer.....are you still here?

 

Second answer.......will you be with it enough to care:laugh1:

[Charlieh]

How pleased will my wife be to see me when she gets in?

 

probably not very if she catches you on

 

"internet porn"

 

 

suppose its safer than cracking out your personal stash and risking getting it confiscated:001_tt2:

[PeteB]

you've cracked?

 

she ain't happy!

[Tommy_B]

Sounds like a lovely evening mate!! Just don't get the order of festivites mixed up and end up drinking all the booze, getting the internet grumble films on and then ringing up long lost friends!! haha!!!

[Mark Bolam]

What's your number Tommy?

 

I'm back for round 2!

 

(Mods, thanks for shifting this!)

[Nick B]

Question 1 About 1 hr

 

Question 2 It depends how Pregnant she is

[felixthelogchopper]

I thought you viewed Arbtalk as a form of internet porn?