New lad funny stories!

[Lorry thompson]

Bet he does it to someone one day haha

[Mark Bolam]

My mate Shaw gave a new lad a couple of quid (this was back in the day), and asked him to nip to the local shop and get him 20 Regal King Size. He said if they didn't have them to get him something else (it was a small village shop with a limited selection of cigarettes).

 

The lad came back with an orange.

 

Shaw was like WTF?, and the lad just explained they had no Regals, so he'd got something else!

 

Shaw was so gobsmacked he didn't even thrash him!

[Robert_S]

A similar vain Mark i heard someone sent a young lad to to the shoping centre to get pies and cakes for the crew gave the boy a £50 note and said get something for yourself , the boy came back with a £30 shirt.

[APC]

 

Good thread.

[ad15]

i sent a lad to the hardware store for a left handed screwdriver & a long stand,,,

 

wont even start on the swimming pool stuff,,

[Lorry thompson]

Haha loving the orange

[tommer9]

When he asked how to tell a tanalised post from an untreated one, we told the lad they tasted sweet if they were tanalised......big splinter in tongue!!

[tommer9]

check out the lyrics.....

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2vD-MDslYc]YouTube - Kevin Bloody Wilson - The Apprentice[/ame]

[Frankie Lawrence]

check out the lyrics.....

YouTube - Kevin Bloody Wilson - The Apprentice

 

haha just been looking for the exact same song as i was singing it today:lol:

 

if you ever get a chance to see him live go for it most comical night of my life

[tommer9]

haha just been looking for the exact same song as i was singing it today:lol:

 

if you ever get a chance to see him live go for it most comical night of my life

 

Yeah...i have been a couple of times... ("you laugh at this $£%^ inspite of yourself"...)