Jokes???

[Rich Rule]

21 hours ago, Billhook said:

Copperhead, Easypeasy!  Poisonous too

can’t see one in the picture but many moons ago I worked a summer season in Connecticut.

 

One day I was up a ladder propped up against a cabin I was painting.  I started to come down the ladder to mover it over and there was a copperhead rearing up the rungs.  Its head was level with the second rung.  
 

I almost crapped myself and started shouting for help but no one came.  Luckily it didn’t climb any higher, got bored and crawled back under the cabin after a few minutes.

 

Wasn’t my finest moment.

[Logdaft]

[Logdaft]

[Mike Dempsey]

Kylie Minogue, Robbie Williams and Elton John were walking over a bridge.

Kylie trips and gets her head jammed between the railings.

With a sideways glance, Robbie pulls aside her G-String, and bonks her senseless!

He stands back and tells Elton, "Your turn!"

Elton bursts into tears.

"What's up?" asks Robbie.

Elton sobs, "My head wont fit through the railings!!"

[Rac man]

Any one remember these nasty buggers

[WirralBoy]

[Peasgood]

4 hours ago, Rac man said:

Any one remember these nasty buggers

Couldn't afford them but posh mates broke their arms with them.

[Rac man]

[Mark J]

[Big J]

Surely he'd be hiding in a fridge?