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Go for a nice family day out they said. Go to the local zoo they suggested. It's nice for the children they assured me. 

 

Reality: XXX rated tortoise shows for all to see! 😆

 

Fortunately my 7 year old was none the wiser and didn't ask any questions that I wasn't mentally prepared to answer! 

 

 

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2 hours ago, Big J said:

Go for a nice family day out they said. Go to the local zoo they suggested. It's nice for the children they assured me. 

 

Reality: XXX rated tortoise shows for all to see! 😆

 

Fortunately my 7 year old was none the wiser and didn't ask any questions that I wasn't mentally prepared to answer! 

 

 

He's a good friend, helping polish her lovely shell! 

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15 minutes ago, Doug Tait said:

He's a good friend, helping polish her lovely shell! 

 

12 minutes ago, adw said:

She’s just lost and he is pushing her in the right direction.

 

It was the slow, methodical nature of it that made is comical. That and the obligatory grunt at the end of each thrust!

 

Gotta give the chap credit though. We went out the carpark so that I can pop out for half an hour to check on a site, and when my daughter and sister in law got back inside 10 or more minutes later, he was still going for it. 

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