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So years ago a german lorry driver was at a truckstop in norfolk saying how lazy British truckers are.
He boasted he regularly comes from Germany , up through Holland and Belgium to uk drops off his load , then back to Stuttgart with a return load in just 2 days.
The Norfolk driver says I used to pick up a load on Norwich , nip over to Düsseldorf, drop my load off,then back the same day and have a fish n chip supper.
The gobby Kraut says what sort of rig were you driving then.
A Lancaster Bomber came the reply.

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