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Not a joke as such....
 
I'm in Sweden later this week for work. Being half German, I've always felt the irresistible draw of sandals and socks, but being married to a English lady (notably not suffering from a visual impairment) I've never been allowed.
 
So in Sweden I'm going to go nuts. Sandals and socks all the way. 
 
Kathryn asked for photographic proof. I asked if it that could be considered sexting. She said no - it's the exact opposite 

Go the whole Germanic hog and get some leather chaps to really freak her out
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2 hours ago, Baldbloke said:


Go the whole Germanic hog and get some leather chaps to really freak her outemoji12.png

Do not, I repeat,  encourage him. The thought of him stamping around in lederhosen complete with sandals and socks would put the tin hat on it. His father lives in the next village to me, the last thing I need to see his great lump of a son mincing around glaring at the locals whilst singing the Horst Wessel marching song. I'm shuddering now!

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26 minutes ago, David Cropper said:

Do not, I repeat,  encourage him. The thought of him stamping around in lederhosen complete with sandals and socks would put the tin hat on it. His father lives in the next village to me, the last thing I need to see his great lump of a son mincing around glaring at the locals whilst singing the Horst Wessel marching song. I'm shuddering now!

 

Your worst nightmares realised, in awful musical form:

 

 

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9 minutes ago, Moose McAlpine said:

 

Your worst nightmares realised, in awful musical form:

 

 

I must be more mentally ill than I thought, I liked that! Bier keller music to get pissed to.

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2 minutes ago, David Cropper said:

I must be more mentally ill than I thought, I liked that! Bier keller music to get pissed to.

 

Bloody hell. We better get you enrolled in the employee mental health wellbeing program quickfast! 😮

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4 hours ago, Moose McAlpine said:

 

Your worst nightmares realised, in awful musical form:

 

 

Good God man! Our minds are perilously poised as it is without having to assimilate the likes of that.

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39 minutes ago, the village idiot said:

Good God man! Our minds are perilously poised as it is without having to assimilate the likes of that.

 

Whoa, don't look at me, ol' Cropper actually likes it! I'm only the middleman, delivering horrendous nonsense to depraved Arbtalkers!

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5 minutes ago, Moose McAlpine said:

 

Whoa, don't look at me, ol' Cropper actually likes it! I'm only the middleman, delivering horrendous nonsense to depraved Arbtalkers!

Cropper is a fool, you are a mischief maker and I'm going to have my dinner.

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