Jokes???

[Big J]

27 minutes ago, David Cropper said:

I havent forgotten or forgiven him for saying he's anti horse as well. I remarked that you shouldn't trust the Boche with women and horse flesh. 

Bloody great useless lunking animals 😄

 

The strength of an ox, the brains of a rabbit and the nerves of a cat. And more expensive to keep than a mid sized car.

[Rich Rule]

1 hour ago, spudulike said:

I saw some of the English football team sporting white socks and mule flip flops and noticed the youth today are more commonly wearing their sandals with socks. 

I call it depraved and my wife gave me a look like I had run over a puppy when I stuck my sandals on briefly with socks before slipping on shoes when going out.

It is a strange phenomena! 

Sliders mate.  Not sandals.

 

A complete different kettle of fish.

[spudulike]

Sliders eh...can't say I like them, bit ladish for my liking!! And socks......that is a faux pas! Not even if they have a St George cross on them!!

 

[spudulike]

Stylish eh

[Moose McAlpine]

2 hours ago, Big J said:

Not a joke as such....

 

I'm in Sweden later this week for work. Being half German, I've always felt the irresistible draw of sandals and socks, but being married to a English lady (notably not suffering from a visual impairment) I've never been allowed.

 

So in Sweden I'm going to go nuts. Sandals and socks all the way. 

 

Kathryn asked for photographic proof. I asked if it that could be considered sexting. She said no - it's the exact opposite 😄

 

Berkinsocks? 👀

 

1 hour ago, spudulike said:

I saw some of the English football team sporting white socks and mule flip flops and noticed the youth today are more commonly wearing their sandals with socks. 

I call it depraved and my wife gave me a look like I had run over a puppy when I stuck my sandals on briefly with socks before slipping on shoes when going out.

It is a strange phenomena! 

 

 

Honestly it should be criminalised.

[Moose McAlpine]

25 minutes ago, Rich Rule said:

Sliders mate.  Not sandals.

 

A complete different kettle of fish.

 

Completely different and yet the same. Awful.

 

4 minutes ago, spudulike said:

Stylish eh

 

🤮

[Ratman]

Wrong socks mi old muckers! Ya need ickle ones on!

[topchippyles]

6 minutes ago, spudulike said:

Stylish eh

Very german looking 

[Moose McAlpine]

7 minutes ago, Ratman said:

Wrong socks mi old muckers! Ya need ickle ones on!

 

Oh lawd have mercy..

[spudulike]

6 minutes ago, Ratman said:

Wrong socks mi old muckers! Ya need ickle ones on!

They are for trainers when you are wearing shorts......sartorial nightmare!!!

It is easy, sandals at home or the beach (no socks), Boat/Deck shoes when out and about - no socks or short ones if you really must!