Jokes???

[Stubby]

7 minutes ago, Mark J said:

That is a corker ! ?

[Mark J]

[eggsarascal]

An Army Captain is assigned to a remote desert post in Iraq. During inspection, he notices a camel tied up outside the barracks. He asks the soldier, "why is that camel there?"

The soldier says: "There are 250 men here and no women. Sometimes men get urges."

A month later the captain has urges himself. He puts a ladder behind the camel, drops his trousers and has sex with the camel. He asks the soldier: "Is that how the men do it?"

"No sir, they usually ride it to the brothel!"

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

[eggsarascal]

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An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.



Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.



Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.
They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on.



Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather tentatively.



"I would like it infrequently ", she replied.
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, then leaned over towards her and whispered:



"Is that one word or two?"..

[eggsarascal]

And I'm the one not allowed on the beach.

 

[timbernut]

Think that dog would appreciate this!

[Rough Hewn]

Think that dog would appreciate this!

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Brilliant!

[Stubby]

Mmmm . Makes you think .