Jokes???

[RobRainford]

I've created a shoe made out of Lego, so when you step on Lego it doesn't hurt.

 

You just get taller.

 

 

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[PeteB]

Rob!?! That is a terrible joke!

[Bob Slade]

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'

[Stephen Blair]

The famous tree hugger Swampy died this morning, surgeons could of saved him, but he wouldn't accept the Bypass!

[RobRainford]

Rob!?! That is a terrible joke!

 

I'm just building up

 

 

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[Hodge]

Rob!?! That is a terrible joke!

 

And that putting it politely.

[WeeDee]

The famous tree hugger Swampy died this morning, surgeons could of saved him, but he wouldn't accept the Bypass!

 

When TV gardener Percy Thrower died, there was a big turnip at the funeral ...

[Stephen Blair]

Rob I liked that, Weedee I nearly woke the wife lol

[Adam Bourne]

I was half way through eating some bread the other day and suddenly felt really depressed! turns out I was having a mid loaf crisis

[outdoorjoe]

The other day my neighbour who lives in an identical house to me asked me how many rolls of wallpaper I bought to do my front room, I told him 8. A week later he came back and said "I did my front room but had two rolls left over!" So I said yeh ....so did I!