Jokes???

[Oldfeller]

[Oldfeller]

[Mark J]

Who can drink 20 litres of diesel?

 

Jerry can. 

Edited 13 hours ago by Mark J

[Stubby]

@Oldfeller  Put up the clip of " Fenton " the dog chasing all those deer . Always makes me laugh 😀

[Oldfeller]

2 hours ago, Stubby said:

@Oldfeller  Put up the clip of " Fenton " the dog chasing all those deer . Always makes me laugh 😀

 

[sime42]

Brilliant.

[Oldfeller]

[Mark J]

A frog gets his DNA tested... turns out he's a bit Irish, part Swedish, and a tad Pole.

[Oldfeller]

It might be a while before I can post anything guys, I was taking my evening walk and I saw this huge beam of strange light in the dark evening sky, I went closer to where it was shining directly on the ground and suddenly it sort of made me feel really odd and actually started to lift me upwards and towards it's source, It seemed to take ages but I saw a huge craft unlike anything I had ever seen,,, I think I may have gone unconscious shortly afterwards.

when I awoke I found myself surrounded by a small group of the most beautiful women I have ever seen, "we wish you no harm" the leader said, 

"our race is dying as nearly all our men were killed in a galactic battle that has lasted many years, we need handsome, virile, intelligent males of a species like us to breed with to save our race"

So guys, I don't think many of you are in any danger,, I just wanted to let you know,,,this spaceship is feckin' awesome.