Jokes???

[Logdaft]

[Big J]

[WirralBoy]

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[topchippyles]

One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring.
"Where did you get that ring?" her husband asks.
"Well, she replies, "My boss and I played the lottery and we won, so I bought it with my share of the winnings."
A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat.
Where did you get that coat?" her husband asks.
She replies "My boss and I played the lottery and we won again, so I bought It with my share of the winnings."
Another week later, his wife comes home, driving a flaming red Ferrari.......You guessed it:
Her share of the lottery winnings....
That night, the wife asks her husband to run her a nice warm bath while She gets undressed.
When she enters the bathroom, she finds that there is barely enough water in the bath to cover the bath plug.
"What the **** is this?" she asks her husband.

"Well," he replies, "We don't want to get your lottery ticket wet, do we??" 😏

 

[WirralBoy]

[Big J]

[nepia]

[Rac man]

[Whoppa Choppa]

4 hours ago, Big J said:

 

Would you post that if it was aimed at Muslims / Other? Would you dare? Or is it just Christ(ians) who is so deserving of hostility?

Edited July 1, 2023 by Whoppa Choppa

[NJA]

18 minutes ago, Whoppa Choppa said:

 

Would you post that if it was aimed at Muslims / Other? Would you dare? Or is it just Christ(ians) who is so deserving of hostility?

Well said