Jokes???

[Bolt]

…And at the moment…..

 

 

… @Big J regretted leaving Devon for the very first time.

 

[Rac man]

[WirralBoy]

[Rac man]

[Rac man]

[Bolt]

Just had a cracking mixed grill at the pub down in the village.  
 

Apparently, when the waitress comes over and asks you "How did you find the steak, sir?", the correct response isn’t “I just moved the gammon and the eggs to one side”.

[Bolt]

An old fella clatters his supermarket trolley into another as he reaches the end of an isle.  Looking up, he sees he has stumbled into the path at a well honed guy in his 20s. 
 

“Why, I’m so terribly sorry”, stammered the old boy, “but it’s my wife…. I’ve looked and looked, but I can’t find her anywhere.”

 

“Don’t sweat it”, laughed the young buck, “Turns out I’ve lost mine as well.  Beats me how they manage to disappear so much, it’s getting beyond a joke”.

 

“What would you say to us helping each other out”, suggests the old fella hopefully “What does your wife look like?"

 

"Well, she is 24 yrs old, and tall” answers the young guy, “with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs… and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra….What does your wife look like?"

 

"Doesn't matter” says the old timer “let's look for yours."

 

[GarethM]

Was the old boy looking for club card points ?.

[Bolt]

Just the two.

[Big J]

The Greek Economy is so bad...
they've had to cut production of houmus and taramasalata.

It's a double-dip recession.