Jokes???

[Bolt]

1 hour ago, Rac man said:

My, is that a stool I see there?

[eggsarascal]

3 hours ago, Rac man said:

They were doing their best.

[Bolt]

The salesperson tried selling me a sofa by claiming it could seat 5 people without any problems.

 

Nice try.  I don’t know 5 people without any problems.

[Logdaft]

[Logdaft]

[topchippyles]

[Bolt]

Seth took his seat on the train, content that he would soon be putting the city behind him and returning to the sticks.

 

An attractive but clearly business savvy young lady took the seat opposite, rummaged through her briefcase and promptly became engaged in a well thumbed book she’d extracted.

 

As the train left the station Seth thought he’d have a little stab at making small-talk.

 

“Interesting book?” He enquired, only to suffer instant regret as she lifted it to reveal the title: Sexual Statistics.

 

Noticing him colouring up, she rather savagely responded, “Yes, it’s absolutely fascinating.  For instance, I bet you didn’t know that the Native Americans have penises with the thickest girth,or that Serbians have penises that are much longer than the average?"

 

Feeling slightly guilty that she had put the lad in an uncomfortable position, she relented and said “Sorry, that was rude of me… I’m Angela by the way”.

 

“Oh, …it’s ok… its fine” stammered Seth “My name?… It’s  Tonto Knezevic”.

[Logdaft]

[Bolt]

Put the punchline first.

 

How do you make a joke confusing?

[Logdaft]