Jokes???

[Rich Rule]

1 minute ago, manco said:

nah i dont see anything light hearted in your messages i just see angrier rants in response to me calling you out for an angry rant.

and its not a disguised attack just generally smutty puns. but if the shoe fits.

I do believe you have really missed the point.  

 

I am not angry at all mate, perplexed maybe, but not angry.  I try not to get too worked up over anonymous people over the internet.  

 

I might have a different reaction with your posts if we were in the pub, but then again stuff said tongue in cheek often comes over differently in text.

 

I think you are just a bit of a wind up merchant tbh.

 

On that note, we should get back to the jokes.  

 

 

[Peasgood]

What is brown and sticky?

 

 

 

 

 

 

A stick.

That is my second favourite joke but the best one for this site.

[nepia]

Good man; my kind of joke.

 

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For the one person who doesn't know - a stick

[manco]

16 minutes ago, Peasgood said:

What is brown and sticky?

 

 

 

 

 

 

A stick.

That is my second favourite joke but the best one for this site.

marmite

[agg221]

Why is 10+ 10 the same as 11+11?

 

Alec

[manco]

32 minutes ago, Rich Rule said:

I do believe you have really missed the point.  

 

I am not angry at all mate, perplexed maybe, but not angry.  I try not to get too worked up over anonymous people over the internet.  

 

I might have a different reaction with your posts if we were in the pub, but then again stuff said tongue in cheek often comes over differently in text.

 

I think you are just a bit of a wind up merchant tbh.

 

On that note, we should get back to the jokes.  

 

 

i think youre an angry little man thats spitting his dummy out cos he got called out on a rant, but i dont want to hear from you any further so as suggested, please dress warmly and go for a walk in the fog.

[Peasgood]

My favourite one,

What is black, made of plastic and travels around the oceans?

[Rich Rule]

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[Rich Rule]

8 minutes ago, manco said:

i think youre an angry little man thats spitting his dummy out cos he got called out on a rant, but i dont want to hear from you any further so as suggested, please dress warmly and go for a walk in the fog.

You could not be further from the truth mate.

 

Give it a rest and grow up.

[agg221]

2 minutes ago, Peasgood said:

My favourite one,

What is black, made of plastic and travels around the oceans?

I don't know, what is black, made of plastic and travels around the oceans?

 

Alec