Jokes???

[David Cropper]

1 minute ago, agg221 said:

If you can't appreciate Cradle of Filth playing the works of Vivaldi then you sir are a Philistine!

Listened to it, hated it as pretentious rubbish. I believe I and my leather suited friend will be seeing you on the mental health thread also. Till we meet again. 

[the village idiot]

5 minutes ago, agg221 said:

If you can't appreciate Cradle of Filth playing the works of Vivaldi then you sir are a Philistine!

I'm sure you'd concur that Beethoven's majestic cover of 'oops I did it again' is vastly more pleasing to the auditory canals?

[Conor Wright]

6 minutes ago, the village idiot said:

Top banana!

 

I'm reliably informed that this is the correct terminology as spoken by the peasantry and other such members of the underclasses.

No true peasant should have knowledge of bananas, mr cropper been giving you treats again?!

[Stubby]

Just now, Conor Wright said:

No true peasant should have knowledge of bananas, mr cropper been giving you treats again?!

I suspect this is one of my phrases ....

[Conor Wright]

Just now, Stubby said:

I suspect this is one of my phrases ....

And there I thought I'd come up with it all on my own. Alas, back to the drawing board...

[Stubby]

1 minute ago, Conor Wright said:

And there I thought I'd come up with it all on my own. Alas, back to the drawing board...

I don't have copy right , feel free 😁

[David Cropper]

This was sent to me by another of our colleagues from the Mental Health forum. Mr Village Idiot, I shall also send one of these to enable you to prod the servants without actually coming into contact with them.

[agg221]

27 minutes ago, David Cropper said:

Listened to it, hated it as pretentious rubbish. I believe I and my leather suited friend will be seeing you on the mental health thread also. Till we meet again. 

Some people clearly like their music vanilla. I was hopeful following the suggestion of George Formby playing the works of Wagner but sadly it was not to be.

 

I strongly suspect we will indeed meet again on the mental health thread. For some reason this sprang to mind:

 

 

[Moose McAlpine]

53 minutes ago, the village idiot said:

I'm sure you'd concur that Beethoven's majestic cover of 'oops I did it again' is vastly more pleasing to the auditory canals?

 

This does coincide with the numerous reports of a strange leather-clad gentleman in socks and sandals singing split me baby one more time whilst operating a firewood processor in Western France.

 

It all adds up now.

[Khriss]

14 hours ago, agg221 said:

Some people clearly like their music vanilla. I was hopeful following the suggestion of George Formby playing the works of Wagner but sadly it was not to be.

 

I strongly suspect we will indeed meet again on the mental health thread. For some reason this sprang to mind:

 

 

He was brilliant, very clever guy. Poisoning pidgeons in park was my favourite 😉 K