Jokes???

[the village idiot]

4 minutes ago, Moose McAlpine said:

 

@David Cropper our cover's blown, he's got us figured out.

Elementary my dear McAlpine. I always had my suspicions but it all became clear when I realised you were typing too fast to be a real moose. 

[David Cropper]

34 minutes ago, Moose McAlpine said:

 

Whoa, don't look at me, ol' Cropper actually likes it! I'm only the middleman, delivering horrendous nonsense to depraved Arbtalkers!

Philistine! 

[David Cropper]

29 minutes ago, the village idiot said:

Cropper is a fool, you are a mischief maker and I'm going to have my dinner.

I refuse to be judged on my musical tastes by a leather suited gentleman in a gimp suit. I'm now off to listen to my favourite album of all time. " George Formby performs the best of Wagner". If you ask nicely a copy will wing your way shortly. I bid you Good day, sir.

[David Cropper]

20 minutes ago, Moose McAlpine said:

 

@David Cropper our cover's blown, he's got us figured out.

Curse him!

[the village idiot]

3 minutes ago, David Cropper said:

I refuse to be judged on my musical tastes by a leather suited gentleman in a gimp suit. I'm now off to listen to my favourite album of all time. " George Formby performs the best of Wagner". If you ask nicely a copy will wing your way shortly. I bid you Good day, sir.

A thousand pardons my Gallic friend. The recording of which you speak is indeed a true masterpiece. I have my minstrels play me selected cuts during my arduous and prolonged nightly dis-robings.

[agg221]

9 minutes ago, David Cropper said:

I refuse to be judged on my musical tastes by a leather suited gentleman in a gimp suit. I'm now off to listen to my favourite album of all time. " George Formby performs the best of Wagner". If you ask nicely a copy will wing your way shortly. I bid you Good day, sir.

I always preferred the George Formby grill myself - "I'm grilling on a lamb-chop at the corner of the street" etc.

Alec

[David Cropper]

2 minutes ago, the village idiot said:

A thousand pardons my Gallic friend. The recording of which you speak is indeed a true masterpiece. I have my minstrels play me selected cuts during my arduous and prolonged nightly dis-robings.

I assume we shall meet again on the thread about Mental Health, we seem to be on a converging path. I have a short booklet entitled " How to escape a strait jacket in three easy moves". It is a classic. I shall send it along with the George Formby material. 

[David Cropper]

2 minutes ago, agg221 said:

I always preferred the George Formby grill myself - "I'm grilling on a lamb-chop at the corner of the street" etc.

Alec

Yet another music hating oaf!

[agg221]

1 minute ago, David Cropper said:

Yet another music hating oaf!

If you can't appreciate Cradle of Filth playing the works of Vivaldi then you sir are a Philistine!

[the village idiot]

4 minutes ago, David Cropper said:

I assume we shall meet again on the thread about Mental Health, we seem to be on a converging path. I have a short booklet entitled " How to escape a strait jacket in three easy moves". It is a classic. I shall send it along with the George Formby material. 

Top banana!

 

I'm reliably informed that this is the correct terminology as spoken by the peasantry and other such members of the underclasses.