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Now I’m Irish and not much of a royalist but I think there are thousands of things we can share jokes about besides making light of the passing of Prince Philip r.I.p.

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Jurgen Klopp flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi boy play football. Kloppy is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over. Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Chelsea with only

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I was just driving to church and thought for a second I saw Bolam drinking a non alcoholic beverage.
 
No idea who took the picture.

I’ve missed you TVI, you really need to show up more often! [emoji6]🤠 having said that.... Mr Bolam has been as quiet of late.... you two got a thing?! [emoji6][emoji8]🤣
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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I

needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything

was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened

suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally

predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I

decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She

rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad

impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun

initially and very energetic, but had no direction. So I decided to find a

girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted

firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced

me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

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