Decking

[GarethM]

I use a shower to get clean, a bath is generally sitting in your own filth.

 

Plus don't get me started on those weirdos that shave in the bath, that's just worse on every level.

 

A hot tub is usually for when you're clean and wanting to relax, added company would always be a bonus.

Edited May 1 by GarethM

[Mick Dempsey]

45 minutes ago, GarethM said:

I use a shower to get clean, a bath is generally sitting in your own filth.

 

Plus don't get me started on those weirdos that shave in the bath, that's just worse on every level.

 

A hot tub is usually for when you're clean and wanting to relax, added company would always be a bonus.

Hot tubs are filthy little sex ponds, you’re just wallowing round in a bubbling soup of other people’s unwashed arseholes, spunk and fanny batter.

Edited May 1 by Mick Dempsey

[GarethM]

5 minutes ago, Mick Dempsey said:

Hot tubs are filthy little sex ponds, you’re just wallowing round in a bubbling soup of other people’s unwashed arseholes, spunk and fanny batter.

I wasn't wanting an invite to someone elses.

[Mick Dempsey]

4 minutes ago, GarethM said:

I wasn't wanting an invite to someone elses.

But you invite people to yours?

Cos you may want to get these guys in to check stuff.

Edited May 1 by Mick Dempsey

[GarethM]

17 minutes ago, Mick Dempsey said:

But you invite people to yours?

Cos you may want to get these guys in to check stuff.

I don't own one, I'd like one but don't want to put pampas grass in the garden or open a membership scheme.

[gobbypunk]

Well our minds truly ended up in the gutter on that one all I wanted was opinions on grooves or not in the decking boards its a raised deck about 5ft off the ground

[topchippyles]

45 minutes ago, gobbypunk said:

Well our minds truly ended up in the gutter on that one all I wanted was opinions on grooves or not in the decking boards its a raised deck about 5ft off the ground

Mark if you are asking you are in doubt about the job. Surly the customer gets to say what they want if its down to you use a proper decking board with groves and tanalized timber. Pressure treated stuff will last 10 years without an issue.

 

Put a light fall on the decking so water can run off job done. 

Edited May 2 by topchippyles

[Sviatoslav Tulin]

Isn’t a Cedar is too soft for decking floor?

[Sviatoslav Tulin]

Grooves is needed in wet climate, or it will be a very sleepy ,all decks I did in Ireland I removed after couple of years, and replaced with paving,concrete,slabs and so on . Too dangerous ,but around a hot tube it’s a must!