The Arbalk morning register!

[Bolt]

8 hours ago, Doug Tait said:

 

……And there was Jane who met an untimely demise at a nursing home because she tripped on the rumpled carpet on the stairs, it had been reported to management but not actioned.

 

 

Jane didn’t trip, she was pushed on the stairs.

 

The Perp’ rumpled the carpet after the event to cover up the ruse.

 

 

[Stubby]

Sorry troops . I have not been able to get on the register of a morning lately . Got pants WiFi at the moment . Drops out a lot and when it does connect its like swimming through treacle . Had a new router and a new cable but its still shit . Engineer coming out tomorrow . I think water is getting in the inspection cover coz its worse when its pissing down .  

[Doug Tait]

8 minutes ago, Stubby said:

Sorry troops . I have not been able to get on the register of a morning lately . Got pants WiFi at the moment . Drops out a lot and when it does connect its like swimming through treacle . Had a new router and a new cable but its still shit . Engineer coming out tomorrow . I think water is getting in the inspection cover coz its worse when its pissing down .  

 

Thank goodness, I'll sleep tonight, had a horrible feeling you'd run off with the post woman!

[Doug Tait]

23 minutes ago, Bolt said:

Jane didn’t trip, she was pushed on the stairs.

 

The Perp’ rumpled the carpet after the event to cover up the ruse.

 

 

 

No fooling you Poirot

[Bolt]

1 hour ago, Doug Tait said:

 

No fooling you Poirot

Aaaaah, it was just the little grey cells, mon ami.

[Bob_z_l]

Morning

 

Happy hump-day

 

Minor pottering and chains to sharpen. Lets see who comes along to podge up the plan!

 

Have a great one. 

[maybelateron]

Morning all,

 

Weather looking ok for the rest of the week. Couple of very small jobs this morning then a sawbench session to get some logs ready to deliver.

[PeteB]

Up late after oversleep! Turned alarm off at 5am and was not really awake! Off to work now though but no tea, and no crossword! Still away to work while not too late!

[roboted]

Good Morning All. 

[Jase hutch]

Good moaning Arbtalkers 😉