An apple a day keeps the doctor away...

[peds]

...but I think this one must be broken. 

 

 

Because there's bloody loads around here.

[Steve Bullman]

What you done?

[Stubby]

He has eaten half an apple .

[peds]

Just now, Stubby said:

He has eaten half an apple .

That explains why all the doctors are legless.

[peds]

8 minutes ago, Steve Bullman said:

What you done?

I won a fight against a cat.

[Stubby]

9 minutes ago, peds said:

I won a fight against a cat.

Puma ?

[peds]

Just now, Stubby said:

Puma ?

No no, just a regular feral mog. Cats punch well above their weight though, I'd say each kilo of cat, when pushed, can easily win against, say, 15kg of human. 

Anyway, even though I took three canine teeth to the knuckle, I still won because I've still got my balls. All it cost me was (is, ongoing) two or three rounds of surgery, a week in hospital, and several hundred euro.

 

Winner!

[Stubby]

Just now, peds said:

 

Anyway, even though I took three canine teeth to the knuckle,

 

Winner!

Feline teeth ? Or did a dog attack you as well 🙂

[peds]

As in, the big spiky ones, third from center, top and bottom, found on most carnivorous and omnivorous mammals.

 

Lost a few chunks of skin to the claws as well, but it's the teeth that harbour the most exciting options for infection, which is why I'm having the pus scrubbed out from the various layers in my finger and palm. Surprisingly filthy mouths, cats, right up there with komodo dragons and humans. Though I suppose I've never seen one brushing its teeth,  so I shouldn't be surprised. 

[gary112]

13 minutes ago, peds said:

No no, just a regular feral mog. Cats punch well above their weight though, I'd say each kilo of cat, when pushed, can easily win against, say, 15kg of human. 

Anyway, even though I took three canine teeth to the knuckle, I still won because I've still got my balls. All it cost me was (is, ongoing) two or three rounds of surgery, a week in hospital, and several hundred euro.

 

Winner!

Fu&&in hell i would say the cat is the clear winner here