Why are people just rubbish

[MattyF]

If you have worked your arse off all week and are good at your job and probably booked up in advance for months and on a Sunday some Gollum looking cunt on a Vespa wanted to take your time up for a job not even worth your teams money for the day, I would of made my excuses too... at least he had the decency to tell you , In fact I can think of so many reasons why but at least he told you the evening before he was not going to be there... here is my take on what happened, you went out , got plastered , ignored your phone when it rang for him to cancel.
Got up and went to the place you had agreed and waited ... waited a bit more ,feeling like a french man had done a shit in your head and wishing you had never gone out whilst looking at your phone after about an hour of waiting realised you had a message and listened to it ....after forcing yourself with a raging hang over to drive or ride out on the Vespa you cracked and had a rant on a arb forum about how lame people are.
He could of had football with the kids.
His misses could of said I haven’t seen you all week and if you go and look on work on Sunday I’ll be pissed off.
He could of heard about how hard you are from all the time you have done that you keep going on about that he was too scared to meet you..... my bet is on any of those.....
Just saying whilst hiding behind my dreadlocks.

[Woodlover]

1 hour ago, scraggs said:

I'm going to guess it was Matt B who cancelled ?
If you want to do it yourself I am happy to run them over for you.

 

Bit extreme but he will learn his lesson 

[felixthelogchopper]

1 hour ago, Woodlover said:

 

Bit extreme but he will learn his lesson 

Bravo, Sir.

[Paul Cleaver]

12 hours ago, peatff said:

 

Remember the basic rule, green side up and you can't go far wrong

Dam it - thanks for this

[Paul Cleaver]

12 hours ago, felixthelogchopper said:

Alternate the joints like brickwork too.

+ this time of year, advise client to water it in dry spells

[felixthelogchopper]

6 minutes ago, Paul Cleaver said:

+ this time of year, advise client to water it in dry spells

At this time of year, get them to sign that you have told them to water it as well.

[eggsarascal]

3 hours ago, scraggs said:

Eggs I have only just seen this.
I have to appologise mate, I didn't realise it was you, I heard you say from Arbtalk but not who you were.
I'm going to guess it was Matt B who cancelled ?
If you want to do it yourself I am happy to run them over for you.
Laying turf is a doddle, getting the ground ready is the worst part.

I'll ring you later Keith, thank you.

[Paul Cleaver]

1 hour ago, felixthelogchopper said:

At this time of year, get them to sign that you have told them to water it as well.

+ 2 independent witnesses to said statement 

[eggsarascal]

8 hours ago, scraggs said:

Eggs I have only just seen this.
I have to appologise mate, I didn't realise it was you, I heard you say from Arbtalk but not who you were.
I'm going to guess it was Matt B who cancelled ?
If you want to do it yourself I am happy to run them over for you.
Laying turf is a doddle, getting the ground ready is the worst part.

Got it sorted Keith, Billy's going over to do it for me later this afternoon. Fortunately he'd got to come back to Sudbury to swap lorries

[eggsarascal]

7 hours ago, Woodlover said:

 

Bit extreme but he will learn his lesson 

That's probably one of the funniest post ever.