Old Firewood Song.

[eggsarascal]

2 minutes ago, Mark Bolam said:

You lads are wasted on here, honestly.

I was just thinking the same. With such inspirational lyrics The Stones would snap TVI, and yourn up in no time.

[Mark Bolam]

With you and me signed up for the next ‘Love Island’ mate, it seems certain that Steve will lose some of his finest troops.

Nothing lasts forever.

[felixthelogchopper]

13 minutes ago, Mark Bolam said:

With you and me signed up for the next ‘Love Island’ mate, it seems certain that Steve will lose some of his finest troops.

Nothing lasts forever.

I've heard that Stubby's doing The Real Marigold Hotel as well.

[spandit]

"Apple wood burns clear and bright,

So does every other wood, goodnight"

[Bolt]

2 hours ago, felixthelogchopper said:

I heard a great one like this. It goes like this;

 

Wood burns, water doesn't.

 

 

I sold out to a corporate sponsor. 

 

My version goes.....

 

 

Wood burns

Morso

 

Water

Less so.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tbh Jotul initially agreed to pay better, but I had to decline the deal as I know my songwriting limitations. 

 

 

 

[the village idiot]

"I've gOT a brand new CONifer 'arvester

and I'll GIVE YOU THe key.

 

THANKS JON!!???

 

[felixthelogchopper]

2 minutes ago, Bolt said:

 

 

I sold out to a corporate sponsor. 

 

My version goes.....

 

 

Wood burns

Morso

 

Water

Less so.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tbh Jotul initially agreed to pay better, but I had to decline the deal as I know my songwriting limitations. 

 

 

 

To quote many Bob Dylan fans, 'Judas'.